My "twin" sent this email to me (for a 2nd time.. lol) I can't remember if I posted it or not, and I'm too lazy to search to see if I did or not... so enjoy!
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your drawers or bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode
BTW: I finished my paper (for it to be a rough draft anyways...) I called off of work yesterday and started on it like I was getting paid for it. LOL
These are just my thoughts and opinions. I try not to care so much, but I can't help it; it's just in my nature to care about those close to me. If you don't like my opinions..................ask me if I care!
From: Baltimore, Maryland, United States
About me: I'm not the average chick.. My thoughts and actions are different than anyone else you will ever meet. To sum it up.. I'm one of a kind! You will never get to know the true me until I get to know you and I am able to trust you. And even then, I'm still a private person. It takes time to get in my inner circle, but once you have, I can/will be the best friend you have ever had.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
LIQUOR WARNING
posted by TTD at 10/05/2006 07:47:00 AM
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14 Comments:
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At 10:06 AM,
Freaky Deaky -
At 1:49 PM,
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At 2:02 PM,
deepnthought -
tsg - let me find out u can't whisper! lol
ladynay - the rough draft, yeah.. she actually takes eveything late, except for the final paper
shug - you know deep down, i wanted to take off anyways! lol.. dont worry.. i still get paid..
mznewa - lmao @ and it may make you think you are winning as your face meets the floor!
deep - me too! sometimes still! lol.. but shh! that's our lil secret -
hmmmm... most of these liquor warnings don't apply to me at all... mine would read something like this
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol during the after work happy hour may cause you to fall asleep on the couch in the club's VIP lounge before 9pm and then be rudely awakened by a bartender offering you a tall glass of ginger ale.... lol -
At 10:52 PM,
Rashan Jamal -
At 12:50 PM,
NegroPino™
AHHHH HAHA...Now if these were still up here I'd still drink haha