It's amazing how people always change things to make them what they want them to be. It's like the game telephone, where 1 person whispers in one's ear and so on and by the end of the line, the original message is all fucked up! I used to think it was just because of miscommunication (cause remember, you can't repeat it!) But after receiving this email, I realized that people just change shit cause they don't have anything else better to do with themselves!!!

I received a similar email to the one below a few months back, and every where you see WHITE FRIENDS said ASSOCIATE and every where that says BLACK FRIEND said TRUE FRIEND, but the saying behind it is identical.

Difference in Friends...
>
> WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food .
>BLACK FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
>
> WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
>BLACK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
>
>WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
>BLACK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, D@mn...we f*cked
>up...but that sh!t was fun!"?
>
>WHITE
>FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
>BLACK FRIENDS: Cry with you.
>
>WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
>BLACK FRIENDS: Keep your sh!t so long they forget it's yours.
>
>WHITE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
>BLACK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
>
>WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
>BLACK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' azz that left you.
>
>WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
>BLACK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
>
>WHITE FRIENDS: Friends are for a while.
>BLACK FRIENDS: Friends are for life.
>
>WHITE FRIENDS : Will take your drink away when they think you've had
>enough.
>BLACK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
>"B *tch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
>
>WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk sh!t to the person who talks sh!t about you.
>BLACK FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*ck out!!
>
>WHITE
>FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
>BLACK FRIENDS: Will pass it on to share with the rest of their BLACK
>FRIENDS!!!

I think I like the true friend vs. associate version better. Why does everyone have to make a joke out of black vs. white???