With that said, let me break down the experiment for you, according to “Planning an Experiment” provided by Cornell University:
Questions to be answered: What does it feel like to be the 1st person at the bar? What does it feel like to be drunk when the sun is still out? How does being drunk early, affect the outcome of our day/evening/night? Who will be DRUNK first?
Hypothesis: The bar opens at 10AM, my friends and I will be highly intoxicated by lunch time!
Variables: The tolerance level difference between me and my friends and the type of alcohol we consume.
Control: Kween – she won’t be attending the function due to rehearsal. She invited us to a function later in the evening. She will answer the question: How does being drunk early, affect the outcome of our day/evening/night?
Number of Replicates: As many rounds as we can handle!!
Constants: I can’t speak for the rest of my friends, but this MY constant!

I won’t be mixing drinks… This is the ONLY drink, that I can f*ck up to the fullest and not get sick or have a hangover :o)
Now that you know the basics, here’s the game plan: We’re going to breakfast about 8ish. After breakfast, we’re going to our favorite bar BJ’s!! This place is great… Where else can you get a STRONG Hennessy & Coke for $3.20?? All I need is $20, and I’ll be drunk AND be able to tip! They open at 10AM, and we plan to be in there as soon as they open the doors!
I’ll let you know the results on Monday. Everyone have a safe and fun weekend!
I am so glad I get to be the control...lol...this ought to be interesting, and yes I got a kick out of this one, great post!
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